Things my Taco Bell Fire Sauce Packet said to me (in the heat of our pre-processed food passion) last night:

"Its OK…you can say it. I love you too."

"I'm in good hands now."


"Where are you taking me?"

"Do you add sauce left to right, or right to left?"

"Its okay... you can say it. I love you too." (They say you can't say it enough...)

"Does a Grilled Stuft Burrito qualify you for the car pool lane?"

"Of all the sauce packets, why me, why now?"

"If you throw this, would it be a flying saucer?"

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