Chelsea Market's Free Public WiFi User Agreement:

I promise to refrain from any hanky panky
Or anything that would make anyone get cranky.
Anything I do with this connection that is lame,
I absolve Chelsea Market et al of any blame.

Some of the songs that the mp3 player pulled up yesterday, in its usual witty and sarcastic fashion:


Here I Go Again on My Own - White Snake (first song of the day. no joke.)

Love is a Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Forever Blue - Chris Isaak

Decembers of Love - Imogen Heap

Lose You - Pete Yorn

Nothing Lasts Forever - Maroon 5

By Myself - Linkin Park

Yours and Mine - Fountains of Wayne

California Love - Tu Pac feat. Dr. Dre

Go Your Own Way - The Cranberries (cover)

You Still Love Me - Mindy Smith

Where'd You Go - Fort Miner

Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye

Somebody's Baby - Phantom Planet (cover)

And of course...

Yellow Ledbetter - Pearl Jam (God might sometimes have a mean sense of humor, but He's always good.)