Things my Taco Bell Fire Sauce Packet said to me (in the heat of our pre-processed food passion) last night:

"Its OK…you can say it. I love you too."

"I'm in good hands now."

"…Tails"

"Where are you taking me?"

"Do you add sauce left to right, or right to left?"

"Its okay... you can say it. I love you too." (They say you can't say it enough...)

"Does a Grilled Stuft Burrito qualify you for the car pool lane?"

"Of all the sauce packets, why me, why now?"

"If you throw this, would it be a flying saucer?"