7.30.2004

COOL.

Arright. You think you're cool. Guess what, you're not. I have a friend, who if you google her name, the first thing that comes up is her thumbnail pic and short biography, published by her firm. I firmly believe that the coolness factor here is split 50-50: both she and her firm are just that cool. If you can ever google my name, and get the same thing (assuming I'm not whoring myself to said firm), I will officially, un-humbly, call myself "cool." Until then, you'll just have to settle for the cold, hard fact that I am really, really ridiculously good-looking.

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